Your tits are I can't wait for
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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