i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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