ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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