wake up i wanna do it froggy style
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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