i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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