no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Randomize
