Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
two words: eviction party
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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