new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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