do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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