we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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