i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
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