can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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