Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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