There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
accomplished twins. life is a go
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
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