I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
