Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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