Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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