i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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