How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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