me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
They took my balls.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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