We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
one two three fourrrrnication!
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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