I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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