how do flat chested girls get laid?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Drunk is not a location!
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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