Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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