no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Do plants get herpes?
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