Porn is love you can see.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
ttyl tear gas
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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