would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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