It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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