I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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