I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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