Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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