this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
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