scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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