She is in my trunk
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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