Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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