that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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