I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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