So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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