he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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