I want to stick my p in your. b.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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