Can Purell be used as lube?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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