I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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