Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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