Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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