My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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