Dual....:-)
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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