I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
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I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Randomize