you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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