he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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