That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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