I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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