Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
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