Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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