I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
she smelled like a LAN party
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize