Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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