Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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