Me too!
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Randomize