evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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